Ahoy, sailors of the spaceways! Mags here, ya little freaks. So there’s a reason I stock all kinds of vintage 20th century weapons aboard The Queen Anne. Ever since laser pistols became about as cheap and easy to manufacture as a phone, most body armor is made to protect from lasers. That’s nice for you and all, but what good is that against an old-fashioned armor-piercing bullet?
Manufactured on Mars to my personal specs, my little eagles have got us out of a jam more than once. Patches hates the sound of gunfire, but if we get to the point where I gotta pull out the .50 cal, then a little noise is the least of our concern!